wayne wayne and more wayne

[ches_a_legend]

hey all,
good old wayne is on the front page of the paper again today! who honestly cares about him! wheres port? im getting sick of it all we see is wayne wayne and more wayne! its really annoying!
even in qld all the papers have wayne on them! why are people so ammused by waynes life?? i know u guys arent but most others r!

[koulagirl22]

There was a paragraph about Koula in the paper today. The first time he's been in the paper in 2003, actually. I was quite happy about that...

[paralowiepower]

I actually love the stuff on wayneking carey.
The more I read, the more I laugh the Crows picked him up ;D

[ches_a_legend]

it is a good laugh but still we should get a bit more in the paper! were a hell of alot more interesting than the crows!

[paralowiepower]

Dont worry, we will when the real stuff starts.
can anyone remember way back when the crows actually beat us in a game of football.

PS Victor Harbour does not count... ;D

[Mark]

Wayne Carey and Mark Bickley are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Adelaide restaurant.

The waitress approaches their table to take their order. She is young and very attractive. She asks Mark what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."

Very good, sir " she replies. Turning to Carey she asks, "And what do you want, Wayne?"

Carey answers, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were on the straight and narrow and committed to high principles and morality, not like last year.
I'm sorry you have joined the Crows." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

Bickley leans over to Carey, and says, "Wayne, I believe that's pronounced "quiche".

[nicski]

I've heard that one before...still cracked me up though ;D