transcript for tonight's KG & Cornes re: Carey

[Violetta]

I've always thought Port supporters have a wicked sense of humour. Ben Krupka proved that today when he sent to our mailing list a possible transcript of how tonight's KG & Cornes show might pan out..........

Keenly Gushing: R-R-R-R-R-R-Reidy, w-w-w-w-w-hy can't people just leave him alone to p-p-play foody? It's an invasion of piracy.

Reid: Yeah, KG, but he's got to accept he's a public figure.

Krazed Galah: But R-R-Reidy he was just having a quiet (well-well-well-well not so quiet) drink or two (or-or-or thirty) with a few,(or-or-or-or hundereds) of his mates in a hotel (or what resembled a hotel before they
st-st-started) and j-j-j-just because they were all in the spa, and the spa was all over the hotel, it's a national incident. The m-m-m-m-m-media should be ashamed.

Reid: Yeah, KG, it's the price he pays for being the "King" and he's been WayneKing for 10 years now.

GC: Why did the Crows say he wasn't at the party?

Krippled Gullet: B-b-b-b-but they they they they didn't Graham- they they they they said he wasn't involved in an incident- th-th-th-that's different.

GC: Oh Ken, when asked if Carey was at the party the Crows said "no".

Kreepy Geek: N-n-n-n-no they didn't, did you R-r-r-r...

Reid : Yeah we did. At that stage we didn't know.

Known Goon: Thanks for being so honest R-r-r-r-r-reidy- there's yor answer Graham

GC: Had you asked Carey if he was at the party?

Reid : Nuh

GC: Why not?

Krafty Grime: W-w-w-w-w-well obviously Graham if R-r-r-r-reidy thought Wayne wasn't at the party there was no point asking Wayne. Better off asking someone who was at the party.

Reid: Actually, we did ask him.

Kringe Guts: There's honesty for you Graham. C-c-c-c-can I ask you , if it's not too much trouble, what he s-s-s-s-s-s-said, Reidy, sir?

Reid : Yep.[pause]

Kowering Goose:W-w-w-w-w-ww-w-ell, wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-....

Reid: For Christ sake Ken get that fixed- he said he wasn't at that party- he was at another party where far more damage was done, but he said that he had stayed out of the toilet this time, that he'd smashed the camera, bribbed the hotel staff and threatened the witnesses- so we thought that was the end of the matter.

Krow Gums: Thanks for being so honest R-r-r-r-r-reidy. There's your answer Graham.

GC: If you bribed everyone how come they went to the press.

Reid: Cos we only gave em Crows tickets.

[Mark]

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[paralowiepower]

Truely magnificent ;D